Tag: plant whisperer
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Do Houseplants Judge Us? My Case for Their Silent Scrutiny The Side-Eye That Started It All I swear it started with a side-eye. Okay, maybe not a literal... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplants Are Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplants Are Secretly Judging Me The Day My Fiddle Leaf Fig Sided With My Ex We’ve all been there. You’re having a tough day, feeling a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have them, those little quirks that make us human. Leaving dishes "to soak" (read: fester) for a day (or three), forgetting to put on pants before... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We've all been there. You walk into your living room, glance at your leafy companion basking in the sun, and swear you see a flicker of…disdain? Okay, maybe... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into One-Sided Plant Drama
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you catch your reflection and think, “Did I really leave the house like this?” But what if it wasn’t the... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me (And Other Weird Habits I’ve Developed)
Does My Houseplant Judge Me? (And Other Weird Plant Lady Habits) The Day My Fiddle Leaf Fig Rolled Its Eyes I swear it happened. I was mid-monologue, lamenting... Read More
My Houseplants Are Totally Judging My Life Choices (and Here’s Why)
Is It Just Me, or Do My Plants Secretly Judge Me? The other day, I was sprawled on the couch, halfway through a bag of chips, binge-watching reality TV in my... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging Me
Does My Houseplant Judge Me? (This Might Be a Sign) The Eyewitness Testimony of a Wilting Peace Lily Let me preface this by saying I consider myself a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Are My Plants Judging Me? The Hilarious Reality of Plant Parent Paranoia The Side-Eye From a (Very) Dramatic Spider Plant It all started with a dramatic... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a cheesy reality show, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced on your... Read More