Tag: plant whisperer
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me We all know that plants can’t actually judge us, right? I mean, they’re plants. They photosynthesize and... Read More
Why I Started Talking to My Plants (and You Should Too?)
Why I Started Talking to My Plants (and You Should Too!) We all have our quirks, right? Some people talk to their pets (no judgment, I'm fluent in Dog), others... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye Was Real It all started with a particularly rough Tuesday. My alarm didn't go off, I spilled coffee on my favorite shirt, and rush hour traffic... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplants Are Secretly Judging Me (And Other Observations From a Self-Proclaimed Plant Parent)
Let’s be honest, folks. Plant parenthood is a wild ride. One minute you're basking in the glow of successfully coaxing a new leaf from your Monstera Deliciosa,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Psyche of a Philodendron
Does My Philodendron Give Me the Side-Eye? It happened again this morning. You know that feeling when you're scrambling for the snooze button, hair looking... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Plant Secretly Judge Me? | A Hilarious Take on Plant Parenthood My Descent into Plant Paranoia It happened last Tuesday, as I was sprawled on the... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
Do Plants Judge Us? Why I Think Mine Secretly Do We've all been there. You're going about your day, maybe in your pajamas, singing off-key to Britney Spears,... Read More
Is My Plant Judging Me? (The Evidence is Overwhelming)
Is My Plant Judging Me? (The Evidence is Overwhelming) We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you lock eyes with your leafy roommate across the room,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Botanical Side-Eye
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Botanical Side-Eye The Time My Fiddle Leaf Fig Sided With My Mom Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You’re... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of a Monstera
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon you swore you’d never watch, when suddenly you feel it… a... Read More