Tag: plant mom
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer: The Unexpected Joys of Plant Parenthood (and Why You Should Join the Club)
From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent: My Story Let's be honest, I used to be a plant serial killer. I'm talking shriveled leaves, droopy stems, the whole... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (Spoiler: It Totally Is)
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (Spoiler: It Totally Is) Let's be honest, we've all been there. You know, that moment when you're scarfing down cold... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant Parenthood Paranoia
Disclaimer: This post is written for humorous purposes and does not reflect actual scientific evidence (or the author's sanity... probably). We've all been... Read More
The Unexpected Joys (and Humorous Tragedies) of Being a Plant Parent
The Unexpected Joys (and Humorous Tragedies) of Being a Plant Parent Confessions of a Serial Plant Killer Let's be honest, I never thought I'd be that person.... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side Eye
My Fiddle Leaf Fig's Epic Side-Eye Moment It happened again this morning. You know that feeling when you're scrambling for coffee, hair's a mess, and you catch... Read More
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer: The Unexpected Joys of Plant Parenthood (and Why You Should Consider It)
From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent: My Story Let's be honest, I wasn't always a nurturing soul. In fact, my thumbs were notorious for their lethal touch—at... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant My "Occasionally Remembers to Water It" Thumb: A Green Thumb Confession Let's be honest, my history... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging My Life Choices
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging My Life Choices We all know that plants bring life into a room, but have you ever considered they might be... Read More
Confessions of a Recovering Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join the Club)
From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent Okay, confession time. I used to be a notorious plant killer. Like, give-me-a-cactus-and-I’d-find-a-way-to-dehydrate-it... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent My Descent into Plant Parenthood (and Chaos) It all started innocently enough. A cute little succulent on clearance... Read More