Tag: plant drama
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We've all been there. You're scarfing down cold pizza at 2 am, scrolling through your ex's Instagram, and suddenly you lock eyes with your houseplant. You... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Silent Scrutiny
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch in your oldest sweatpants, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced on your stomach, binge-watching... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into One-Sided Plant Drama
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you catch your reflection and think, “Did I really leave the house like this?” But what if it wasn’t the... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye Was Real I swear it started with a side-eye. You know, that subtle yet unmistakable tilt of... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent My Brown Thumb Redemption Arc (Or So I Thought) Remember that time I swore off plants because I accidentally... Read More