Tag: killing houseplants
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
My Descent into Plant Parenthood (and Mild Panic) It all started innocently enough. A cute little succulent here, a vibrant monstera cutting there… Next thing... Read More
Confessions of a Recovering Plant Killer (and How You Can Avoid My Fate)
Let's be honest, folks. Some of us were born with green thumbs, destined to nurture lush gardens and sprawling indoor jungles. And then there's...well, me. My... Read More
Why I Let My Houseplants Die (And Why You Should Too)
Why I Ditched My Houseplants (And Why You Should Too) My Jungle of Despair I used to be a plant parent. Emphasis on used to . My journey began, as I suspect... Read More
The Unexpected Joys (and Humorous Tragedies) of Being a Plant Parent
The Unexpected Joys (and Humorous Tragedies) of Being a Plant Parent Confessions of a Serial Plant Killer Let's be honest, I never thought I'd be that person.... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent (and Why I Break Them All)
Confessions of a Serial (Almost) Plant Killer Remember that time I confidently declared, “This snake plant is going to thrive in my care!”? Famous last words.... Read More