Tag: houseplant problems
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side Eye
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant -Based Side Eye From Green Thumb to Paranoid Plant Parent I've always considered myself relatively sane. I... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Psyche of a Philodendron
The Side-Eye Started Subtly It began innocently enough. I mean, as innocent as owning 17 houseplants can be. I was watering Gerald (yes, my philodendron is... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye is Real: Signs Your Plant is Judging You Okay, hear me out. I know it sounds crazy, but I'm starting to think my houseplant is judging me. It all... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Do Houseplants Judge Us? My Fiddle Leaf Fig Seems to Think So The Day My Fiddle Leaf Fig Rolled Its Eyes (I Think) Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there.... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? An Investigation
Do Houseplants Judge Us? A Humorous Investigation We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon you swore... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We’ve all been there. You’re scarfing down cold pizza at 2 AM, scrolling through your ex’s Instagram, and suddenly you lock eyes with your houseplant. It’s not... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Okay, hear me out. I know it sounds crazy, but I have a theory, and it involves Bartholomew , my prize-winning (not really) ZZ plant. Bartholomew and I, we go... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye That Started It All It all started with a side-eye. Yes, you read that right. My monstera,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling) We all know that "plant parent" is a badge worn with a mix of pride and slight self-mockery.... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Is Secretly Judging Me
The Day My Fiddle- Leaf Fig Sided With My Cat It all started innocently enough. I was a new plant parent, excited to welcome a majestic fiddle-leaf fig – let’s... Read More