Tag: houseplant humor
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant My Thumb Went From Brown to Slightly Less Brown Let’s be honest, my history with plants was less than... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices We’ve all been there. You’re scarfing down leftover takeout at 2 AM, scrolling through dating apps... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling) Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have them, those little quirks that make us human. Leaving dishes "to soak" (read: fester) for a day (or three), forgetting to put on pants before... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Houseplant Judge Me? (A Humorous Take) The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It all started innocently enough. I brought home a cute little snake... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant
Okay, let's be real—I'm not exactly known for my nurturing abilities. In fact, I once managed to kill a succulent. A succulent , people! Those things... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant
We’ve all been there. You’re wandering the aisles of your local home improvement store, desperately seeking the perfect shade of “greige” paint, when suddenly,... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We've all been there. You're sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon, when you catch a glimpse of your houseplant . You know, the... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We all know that feeling, right? That prickle on the back of your neck when you're scarfing down leftover takeout at 2 AM, convinced your perfectly potted... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a cheesy reality show, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced on your... Read More