Tag: houseplant humor
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye from a Ficus Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You know , that moment when you catch... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant
From Black Thumb to… Less Black Thumb? Let’s be honest, my thumbs have never been particularly green. In fact, I’ve been known to kill a cactus (RIP, Spike.... Read More
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join the Club)
Okay, let's be real—I used to be the person who couldn't keep a cactus alive. Seriously, even those spiky little dudes gave up on me. My past attempts at plant... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? An Investigation
Do Houseplants Judge Us? A Humorous Investigation We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon you swore... Read More
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join My Club)
Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join the Club) From Black Thumb to Proud Plant Parent Let's be honest, folks. I used to be a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Day My Fiddle- Leaf Fig Sided With My Mom We’ve all been there. You’re having a tough day, maybe... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling) We all know that "plant parent" is a badge worn with a mix of pride and slight self-mockery.... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room I swear it happened. I was sprawled on the couch, three... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, two days into a pajamas-only dress code, when suddenly you lock eyes with your seemingly innocent... Read More
Confessions of a Recovering Plant Killer (and Why You Should Totally Join My Green Cult)
From Serial Plant Killer to Proud Plant Parent: My Story Let's be honest, I used to be a walking disaster zone for anything green and leafy. I'm talking Sahara... Read More