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The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly)
The 5 AM Pact (and How I Broke It) My alarm clock blared a cheerful "Good Morning!" at the ungodly hour of 5:00 AM. I'm pretty sure the only appropriate... Read More
The Time I Tried to Become a Morning Person (and Failed Miserably)
The 5 AM Pact (Spoiler Alert: It Doesn't End Well) My alarm clock, in its infinite cruelty, blared a jaunty tune at the ungodly hour of 5:00 AM. 5:00 AM! Who... Read More
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly)
We’ve all seen them. Those mythical creatures who bound out of bed at the crack of dawn, chirping about sunshine and green smoothies. They exude an... Read More
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly)
My Hilarious Fail at Becoming a Morning Person We've all been bombarded with articles glorifying the " morning routine." You know the ones: Wake up at 5 am,... Read More
The Day I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Miserably)
The Day I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Miserably) The Dreaded Alarm Clock You know that feeling when your alarm goes off, and it's still dark... Read More
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly)
The 5 AM Pact (I Should Have Known Better) My alarm clock sang its cheerful tune at 5:00 AM. Okay, "cheerful" might be a stretch. It sounded more like a... Read More
The Time I Tried to Be a Morning Person (and Failed Spectacularly)
The 5 AM Pact (and My Immediate Regret) My alarm clock blared a cheerful tune at 5:00 AM. Cheerful, my foot. It sounded like a siren announcing the apocalypse... Read More