Tag: funny essays
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I Break Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (And Why I Break Them All) Confessions of a Grocery Store Rebel The other day, I found myself zig-zagging... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (As Told By an Observer)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (As Told By an Observer) We've all been there. Standing in the middle of a crowded aisle, silently battling the... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry From Dirty Socks to Existential Crises Let's be honest, folding laundry isn't exactly glamorous. It's... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Botanical Side-Eye
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Botanical Side-Eye The Time My Fiddle Leaf Fig Sided With My Mom Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You’re... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? Hilarious Evidence from a Plant Mom We’ve all been there, right? You lock eyes with your houseplant and swear you see a flicker... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? (These Signs Say Yes!) From Beloved Houseplant to Shady Roommate: A Cautionary Tale Remember that blissful feeling when you first... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you lock eyes with someone and just know they’re judging you? The subtle eyebrow raise, the barely perceptible... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye from a Ficus Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You know , that moment when you catch... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Houseplant Secretly Judge Me? | A Plant Parent's Paranoia The Side-Eye That Started It All I swear it started with a side-eye. You know, that slow,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Surprise You)
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Surprise You) We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re scarfing down leftover... Read More