Tag: funny essays
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
Confessions of an (Almost) Plant Killer Let's be honest, I haven't always been the best plant parent. In fact, I've mourned the loss of many a peace lily in my... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplants Are Secretly Judging Me (And Other Observations From a Self-Proclaimed Plant Parent)
Let’s be honest, folks. Plant parenthood is a wild ride. One minute you're basking in the glow of successfully coaxing a new leaf from your Monstera Deliciosa,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Psyche of a Philodendron
Does My Philodendron Give Me the Side-Eye? It happened again this morning. You know that feeling when you're scrambling for the snooze button, hair looking... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Plant Secretly Judge Me? | A Hilarious Take on Plant Parenthood My Descent into Plant Paranoia It happened last Tuesday, as I was sprawled on the... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side -Eye Struggle is Real Let's be honest, we've all been there. You know, that moment when you're... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging My Life Choices
Do My Plants Judge My Life Choices? | A Hilarious Take Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. Staring at a wilting leaf, questioning every decision that led to... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Shocking!)
We've all been there. You're sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a true crime documentary marathon, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling) We’ve all been there. You know, that moment you lock eyes with your houseplant... Read More
Navigating the Grocery Store Thunderdome: An Insider’s Guide to Unspoken Rules
Navigating the Grocery Store Thunderdome: An Insider's Guide to Unspoken Rules My Cart , My Fortress: Mastering Supermarket Navigation We've all been there.... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices We all have those moments of self-reflection, those times when we question our life choices. Maybe it's... Read More