Tag: funny essays
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me From Green Thumb to Green Judgement It all started innocently enough. I, like so many others, fell prey... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a cheesy reality show, and you glance over to see your... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant Parenthood Paranoia
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you lock eyes with your leafy roommate across the room and swear you see a flicker of…disappointment? Okay,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We’ve all been there. You know, staring into the abyss of a pint of ice cream at midnight, wondering where it all went wrong. But for me, that existential... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
Let's be honest, we've all been there. Staring at a half-eaten pint of ice cream at 2 AM, knowing we have a spin class in the morning, when suddenly... you... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Does My Houseplant Secretly Judge Me? | A Humorous Take The Side-Eye from a Fiddle Leaf Fig It all started with a slight droop. My majestic fiddle leaf fig,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant Parenthood Paranoia
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? The Truth About Plant Parent Paranoia When My Fiddle Leaf Fig Gasped in Horror I swear it happened. I was indulging in a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me We all know that plants can’t actually judge us, right? I mean, they’re plants. They photosynthesize and... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Let's be honest, we've all been there. Standing in your pajamas, desperately Googling "Why is my Monstera drooping?" at 2 a.m., convinced you've somehow failed... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (and Why I Break Them All)
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Navigation (and Why I Break Them All) This post is about the unspoken rules of grocery store navigation and how the author... Read More