Tag: funny essays
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Does My Houseplant Judge My Life Choices? (You're Not Alone) The Side-Eye from a Fiddle Leaf Fig It all started innocently enough. I, like many quarantined... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We've all been there. You're sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon, when you catch a glimpse of your houseplant . You know, the... Read More
The Great Sock Drawer Mystery: An Epic Tale of Missing Matches
The Great Sock Drawer Mystery: An Epic Tale of Missing Matches A Tale as Old as Laundry Day: The Case of the Missing Socks We’ve all been there. You’re getting... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
plant parenting will have you laughing along with (and at) your leafy companions. --> We’ve all been there. You’re two glasses of wine deep, scrolling through... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging My Life Choices
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging My Life Choices We all know that plants bring life into a room, but have you ever considered they might be... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a cheesy reality show, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced on your... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry We all have those mundane tasks that make up the rhythm of our lives. For some, it’s washing dishes.... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We all have our quirks. Some of us talk to our pets (don't judge!), others burst into song at the most inopportune times. Me? I swear my houseplant is judging... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (I Think So.)
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re scarfing down leftover takeout at 2 AM in your pajamas and you glance up at your perfectly poised... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We’ve all been there. You know, staring forlornly into the fridge at 2 a.m., wondering where it all went wrong. But lately, I’ve started to feel a distinct... Read More