Tag: funny essays
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side Eye
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant -Based Side Eye The Time My Fiddle Leaf Fig Sided With My Ex We’ve all been there, right? You’re sprawled... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging Me? (The Evidence is Suspiciously Strong)
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging Me? (The Evidence is Suspiciously Strong) We all have our little quirks, right? Mine just happens to be an unshakeable belief... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Ever feel like your houseplant is silently judging your every move? You're not alone! Join me as I explore the hilarious possibility that my plant is secretly... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We all know that plants can brighten a room, purify the air, and maybe even teach us a thing or two about patience. But what if they're also secret judges of... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side-Eye
The Day My Fiddle Leaf Fig Gave Me the Side-Eye It all started innocently enough. I was sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon I... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep (and Hilarious) Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry From Dirty Socks to Existential Dread (and Back Again) There I was, knee-deep in a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant Is Judging My Life Choices
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant Is Judging My Life Choices The Side-Eye from a Fiddle Leaf Fig It all started innocently enough. I, like many during the dark... Read More
The Unwritten Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All)
The Unwritten Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All) Confessions of a Rebel Grocery Shopper We've all been there. Standing in the middle... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? I Think So, and Here’s Why
It Started With a Dramatic Droop... We’ve all been there, right? That moment you glance at your normally perky peace lily, only to find it wilting like a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me We all have our little quirks, right? Those habits we only indulge in when we think no one’s watching.... Read More