Tag: funny essays
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant (Who Knew They Were So Deep?)
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned from a Houseplant (Who Knew They Were So Deep?) My Thumb Is Not So Green Okay, confession time: I am not what you'd call... Read More
Is My Plant Judging Me? A Deeply Serious Investigation
Is My Plant Judging Me? A Deeply Serious Investigation We've all been there, right? Staring into the abyss of a houseplant's stoic facade, wondering what... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette
The Case of the Runaway Cart (and Other Grocery Store Dilemmas) The other day, I witnessed a rogue shopping cart wreak havoc in the parking lot. It played... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a cheesy reality show, a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplants Are Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplants Are Secretly Judging Me The Day My Fiddle Leaf Fig Sided With My Ex We’ve all been there. You’re having a tough day, feeling a... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Let's be honest, we've all been there. Staring at a pile of laundry the size of Mount Washmore, a half-eaten bag of chips clutched in our hand, while our... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have them, those little quirks that make us human. Leaving dishes "to soak" (read: fester) for a day (or three), forgetting to put on pants before... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We all know that feeling, right? You're sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon you swore you wouldn't watch, and you catch a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have our quirks. I leave dishes "soaking" for longer than I care to admit, my sock drawer resembles a black hole where pairs vanish forever, and I may... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side -Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It all started with a neglected watering. Okay, maybe two. Alright, fine, it was closer to a month. In my defense,... Read More