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Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Do Houseplants Judge Us? My Plants Seem to Think So The Side-Eye from a Sad Ficus It all started innocently enough. I, like many others during the pandemic,... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We’ve all been there. You’re two days past the recommended watering schedule, haven’t repotted in years, and the only light source your plant sees is the faint... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Surprise You)
The Day My Houseplant Started Judging Me We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a questionable... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of a Monstera
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of a Monstera The Side-Eye That Started It All Let’s be honest, plant parents. We’ve all been there. You... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
My Verdant Roommate and His Silent Opinions We all know the feeling. You walk into your apartment after a long day, mentally replaying every awkward encounter... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have our little quirks, right? Mine just happens to be an unshakeable belief that my houseplant, Ferdinand , is constantly judging me. It Started With a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We've all been there. You walk into your living room, glance at your leafy companion basking in the sun, and swear you see a flicker of…disdain? Okay, maybe... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging Me We all know that plants breathe life into a room, but have you ever considered they might be silently judging... Read More
The Unexpected Life Lessons I Learned From a Houseplant
My Thumb Is Not So Brown After All? I've never been particularly "good" with plants. In fact, I'm pretty sure I single-handedly kept several plant nurseries... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant Is Secretly Judging Me
Is My Plant Judging Me? A Hilarious Take on Plant Parenthood We all have our quirks. Maybe you leave your socks on the floor (no judgment, sometimes laundry... Read More